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	<title>Kats Alter Ego</title>
	<link>http://katsalterego.com</link>
	<description>Kats skewed outlook on life, love and the pursuit of happiness</description>
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		<title>Aging is When&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Aging is when&#8230;
Everything hurts and what doesn&#8217;t hurt, doesn&#8217;t work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You feel like the night after and you haven&#8217;t been anywhere yet!
You get winded playing chess.
Your children begin to look middle aged.
Your knees buckle and your belt won&#8217;t.
After painting the town red, you have to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://katsalterego.com/2012/01/18/aging-is-when/</link>
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		<title>Happy Thanksgiving!</title>
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		<link>http://katsalterego.com/2011/11/24/happy-thanksgiving/</link>
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		<title>Remembering Joe Schmidt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
I just received word today that my cousin Liz’s husband Joe, passed away suddenly of an undiagnosed heart issue yesterday. 
My memories of Joe are few, though what I do remember is that he was a man who had a wonderful laugh and was always smiling. As a child, when we’d go to family [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://katsalterego.com/2011/11/01/remembering-joe-schmidt/</link>
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		<title>Church Ladies with Typewriters - Bloopers</title>
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They&#8217;re back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
The Fasting &#38; Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon this morning: &#8216;Jesus Walks on the Water.&#8217; The sermon tonight: &#8216;Searching for Jesus.&#8217;
Ladies, don&#8217;t forget the rummage sale. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://katsalterego.com/2011/09/07/church-ladies-with-typewriters-bloopers/</link>
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		<title>Avon - This isn&#8217;t your Mommas Avon anymore!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So recently I decided that I needed to start selling Avon.  Having been an avid purchaser of Avon products for years, I finally bit the proverbial bullet and said &#8220;OK Lets just do this!&#8221;
So imagine my surprise when I discovered that Avon also has a couture brand called Mark and a baby line of products [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://katsalterego.com/2011/08/29/avon-this-isnt-your-mommas-avon-anymore/</link>
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		<title>How To Identify Items Made In China Through Barcodes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I came across this bit of information from a friend.  While it&#8217;s not 100%  it does help us.. the consumers in identifying items that are made in the USA vs items made abroad.  With all the food and pet products coming in from China, it&#8217;s best to make sure you take a moment to read [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://katsalterego.com/2011/08/11/how-to-identify-items-made-in-china-through-barcodes/</link>
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		<title>Infinity Radio Launches</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s true and time.. Infinity Radio Finally is here!!!
So tune in as our DJ&#8217;s spin some of todays Hottest Top 40!!!
Enjoy!!!
~Kat and the Kids
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		<link>http://katsalterego.com/2011/07/24/infinity-radio-launches/</link>
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		<title>The Donkey&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Pastor  entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor  was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another  race and it won again.
The local paper  read:
Pastor’s ASS OUT  FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with  this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://katsalterego.com/2011/07/07/the-donkey/</link>
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		<title>A Night Like This</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every so often I run across a song that I just have to share with everyone.  Caro Emerald, a dutch jazz singer, came out with a song that has me out of my chair dancing around the office.

Enjoy!
~Kat &#38; the kids!
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		<link>http://katsalterego.com/2011/04/20/a-night-like-this/</link>
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		<title>John W Davis, Retired Army Major, Current Registered Sexual Offender - Arrested</title>
		<description><![CDATA[


As I sit here eating my apple cinnamon oatmeal for breakfast, reflecting on the last few days, I have to say that I’m surprised with society, for the things that people are willing to accept as ok or the norm, mainly because they are unwilling to take action for reasons only known to them.
On February [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://katsalterego.com/2011/02/08/john-w-davis-retired-army-major-former-white-house-sexual-offender/</link>
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